“You just said you weren’t going to intrude!”
“I know, but-”
“Well stop intruding then!”
“Sweetheart, if you have problems with a boy, you may need to-”
“What the hell do you know about boys?”
“Um…I’m a man?”
Amber rolled her eyes. “What do you want?”
“Who was that, honey?”
“None of your goddamn business!”
“Please try to at least-”
“Don’t even think about giving me a damn lecture!”
“Okay…okay,” said Mitt, putting his hands up defensively. Anal sex What a babe! …”Chug a chug a chug a CHUG!” Down the hatch went the latest shot. Always working, always working, never getting anywhere. I can’t believe how children in the same family are so different. You’re useless, do you hear me? They get seventy-two men to play with for eternity.”
With that, all questions of theology left Mitt’s mind. Maybe more. Her ass was as round as a globe and soft as a baby’s, and for a long while he just played with it, luxuriating in its feel.
