Yeah, I’m a freshman there this year, just home on break right now.”
“Nice. Anal sex Ken… I was a real ass yesterday.”
“That’s not really fair-”
“No. If you’ve reached this message, you have attempted to hit on a girl WAY out of your league! “Sometimes bad things happen to good people. This only encouraged Gabby further, now exploring every inch of his cock with her velvety pussy. You were right about everything. You’ve reached Live 95.5 FM’s world-famous Loser Line! Turning over, she saw that the other side of the sleeping bag was now empty; Ken had already gone, it seemed. *****
The drive had been silent for the most part. And if everything Ken said is true… that’s exactly where you are today. Won’t be seeing them until after lunch tomorrow. Often the ones that are the cruelest disguise it with a kind, warm public demeanor. You can also change out your usual t-shirts for some casual polo shirts.”
“So… the secret to getting women to notice me is to change who I am?” Ken asked, feeling more than a little offended.
