I reckoned it wouldn’t be too long ‘fore I’d meet me a lady that liked me in that particular way and she’d be wantin’ me to put my pecker up there inside her special place and take to sawin’ on it. Anal porn I knew Betsy’d be off in the woods someplace, making pets of them wild critters like she does, so that’s where I went lookin’ fer her. So that there’s the story of how I got learned all about peckers and ladies by my Uncle Abe. Well, I was a-layin’ there on Uncle Abe’s bed, squeezin’ on my pecker, and rubbin’ on my pecker, and huffin’ and puffin’ while I was squeezin’ and a- rubbin’, and I reckon I was breathin’ so hard I musta sounded like that big ol’ steam engine over there at the lumber mill, and it just kept feelin’ better and better all the time. In fact, sayin’ she was downright cantankerous wouldn’t be putting’ too much exaggeration on it. Well, I started rubbin’ on my pecker while I was a squeezin’ on it, and that felt even better than just squeezin’ on it
