Apparently, I’m not what you want from a genie. Anal sex “Good. Now make your wishes.”
“Alexis, don’t be that way…”
“I’m waiting.”
“Alexis, look, I’m really really sorry about what I said. So make your wish.”
“Alexis, I wish to have sex with Mark Wilson.”
Instantly, Sophie heard a knock at the front door. “No way.”
“John Hart?”
“Pretty sure he’s gay. I have a few ideas already.) Just don’t expect a full “Sophie and Alexis pre-Matt” series. Sophie thought back to the weird dream she’d had last night. I have a few ideas already.) Just don’t expect a full “Sophie and Alexis pre-Matt” series. Sophie went downstairs and opened the door, where she saw Mark, with a look of lust on his face. Then they ask me for money, sex, and some sort of social boost, like getting a better job, or becoming King of Prussia. He’s pretty cute. I played a few rounds on Call of Duty too. Look, Alexis…I’m sorry.”
“What?” Alexis wasn’t really paying attention. The two of them embraced, and began making out again as they stroked each-other’s butts. We don’t all burst into spontaneous musical numbers, unless we get really drunk.
